Im feeling very kinky tonight

Finally, the Freaky Friday script is here for all you fans of the Lindsay Lohan movie. I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any, feel free to drop me a line. You won't hurt my feelings.

I work here.

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I'd better If I were you, I would be thinking tonigt about boys and a little more about your honors qualifying exam. You're ruining my life.

You mean after the rehearsal dinner? Grading is subjective.

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Say hi back, or I break up with Ryan. Absolutely not. You really are something, Jake.

What are you so anxious about? We'll go home and find klnky fortune. My cereal. Are you listening to a word I'm saying? I can't marry Ryan.

Hey, Mom, can I I do not suck the fun out of everything. She had the same shirt?

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You keep all that bottled up, no wonder you're getting old! I'm serious! Just please. Okay, that's enough.

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I know, sweetie. I'm gonna be available on my cellphone.

You're on "The Dottie Robertson Show. It's Jake.

When we woke up this morning, we weren't ourselves. Don't go. I thought you forgot about me.

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What I hear is that my special night means absolutely nothing to you. Can I have a quad-choc-caramel latte? Well, at least you have a great sense of style. You totally destroyed him. I have to go.

Hey, guys. I'm gonna check out those Lakers. Tomorrow's Friday.

Trust me. Yeah, your mom has never cared about our music.

To talk about that book? I just needed a ride. You look fantastic.

It's not even legal! Good morning.

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You have to. Are you sick?

I really have been stressing in school, and I deserved every single one of those trips to detention. You won't hurt my feelings. I've seen him before. Like I'm going to take that bullet. My grade is final. Why don't we, like He is a sweet boy. I hope so.